1. THE GOLDEN RULE:

Start Low, Go Slow

If you are new to the galaxy, or even just new to our products, start with a low dose. You can always eat more later, but you can never eat less.

  • Wait Time: Edibles can take 45 to 90 minutes to take effect.
  • The Mistake: Do not re-dose after 30 minutes because "you don't feel anything yet." Trust the process. The gravity will kick in.

2. SELECT YOUR MISSION CLASS

We have categorized our menu into three distinct flight levels. Choose the one that matches your tolerance.

  • 🟢 Level 1: The Scenic Route (10mg)

    Who is this for? Beginners, low-tolerance users, or those looking for a functional daytime buzz.
    The Feeling: A gentle lift. You will feel relaxed and happy, but likely still grounded enough to go about your day.
    Dosage: 1 Cookie (10mg).

  • 🟡 Level 2: The Stratosphere (60mg)

    Who is this for? Experienced pilots and frequent flyers.
    The Feeling: A significant departure. Expect euphoria, sensory enhancement, and a strong body high. Not recommended for a busy workday.
    Dosage: Start with ½ cookie (30mg) if unsure.

  • 🔴 Level 3: Deep Space (100mg - 120mg)

    Who is this for?VETERANS ONLY.The Feeling: Leaving the solar system. This is a heavy, intense experience often leading to "couch-lock" and deep sleep.
    Warning: Do not attempt this mission if you have low tolerance.
    Dosage: Split into quarters (25-30mg) unless you know your limits.

3. TURBULENCE PROTOCOLS (Too High?)

If you overshoot your trajectory and feel uncomfortable, don't panic. You are safe.

  • 1. Hydrate: Drink water (avoid alcohol).

  • 2. Chew Peppercorns: Black pepper contains terpenes that can help calm the psychoactive effects.

  • 3. Sleep it off: Find a comfortable spot and rest. The feeling is temporary and will pass.
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Disclaimer: These products contain intoxicating ingredients. Keep out of reach of children and animals. Do not consume if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. Do not operate heavy machinery or fly actual spaceships while under the influence.